When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024
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It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.
Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
Get the Spit on a midget day. mug.by The midget writer October 23, 2019
Get the Midget mug.Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf
Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf
Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas
by hiimlj October 25, 2019
Get the midget mug.A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.
by Someone2025 August 7, 2025
Get the Picky Midget mug.Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
Get the Milk Midgets mug.A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.
If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".
If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".
by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025
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