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Super Mario 

The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.

A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
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Super Mario Bros. 

1) The original side-scrolling platformer game, which involves two stoned plumbers trying to get laid, by taking shrooms and flowers. They have to kill little lizard people, chicken nugget people, and turtles.
2) Song written by Benefit.
1) Super Mario Bros is the best game ever man, what was I talking bout again?
2) Save the princess quick...

Super Mario Galaxy 2 

The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)

For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.

HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.
Kid1: Hey, dude! guess what?
Kid2: What?
Kid1: There's a new Mario game coming out soon!
Kid2: OMG! What's it called?!?!
Kid1: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
Kid2: OMG HOLY SHIT ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid1 & Kid2: *goes so crazy their heads explode*
Super Mario Galaxy 2 by LilJ1996 November 8, 2010

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 

A really old Mario cartoon, the show centers on the the Mario Brothers, Princess Toadstool, Toad and King Koopa and his kids the Koopalings.

The show is set during the Super Mario Bros 3 videogame.

It also has alot of mistakes in each episode. But was forever awesome because it was a classic show taken over by the crappy cartoons nowadays.
(kid1): Whatever happened to the old The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon and the others?

(kid2): New cartoons happened.

The Mario 

The style of having a heavy moustache and red cap bearing the letter M.
Lamoid: Dude, you so pull off The Mario
Super cool amazing guy: i know
The Mario by Scotteth June 27, 2005

Super Mario Odyssey 

"Yall hype for Super Mario odyssey?"
Super Mario Odyssey by OhChilly October 12, 2017

Super Mario World

A game with songs that get EASILY STUCKIN MY HEAD!!!!
I played Super Mario World, and when I went to bed, some of the game music was stuck in my head. When I went to read LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring in bed, it was still stuck in my head. When I slept, I had a really weird dream of Super Mario World. When I woke up, the music was still stuck in my head. Even after listening to songs by Jenny ROM for half an hour, the songs were still stuck in my head.
Super Mario World by dj gs68 August 23, 2003