March 26th

International send nudes to or fuck your partner day!

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*

by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022

March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.

March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.

by Chessmeister69 March 23, 2021

Ides of March

The middle of the month, March, specifically March 15. To summarize, this is the day Julius Caesar died, who was assassinated by his friends. Supposedly, Julius' friends thought he gained too much power, so they stabbed him 23 times.

Fortune Teller: Julius, beware...BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

Julius Caesar: lmao ok bro

by CoolAlien March 15, 2022

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

MaRch PhLAPH

A religious Holiday created by 2 teenage girls, where they give out Dhophnubs. Every Year on February 18th.

11 Days Till MaRch PhLAPH..Are you ready?

by BunnyTheHopster February 07, 2020

March 5th

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 03, 2021

march 18

the day you get to tell your girlfriend to do something and she has to

me:hey janie will you come to hobbs for the weekend

janie:no

me:look what day it is march 18
janie:ughh fine

by frane124 March 18, 2021