March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021

march 15

Today is national confess feelings day go get them babe

hey i like u cutie ;) plus its march 15

by smexy lexi March 14, 2021

March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.

Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.

by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021

March 26th

International send nudes to or fuck your partner day!

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*

by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022

march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

by ariana grandes whore March 3, 2021

March 7th

National 90s white boy music day

Hey did you hear about March 7th? Yeah yung gravy declared it national 90s white boy music day

by TheMainEvent689 March 7, 2021