black mackenzie

A big bitch named mackenzie. She’s half black and half white, so basically brown. She’s fat and ugly, but can clean up nice sometimes. She has about 6 friends but only hangs out with about 4 of them. Mackenzie has severe depression and anxiety, but doesn’t try to get medical help because she’s too scared. She constantly gets interrupted or just not even listened to in general, but when she does talk she talks really loud on accident and then she gets embarrassed. Mackenzie cares about other people more than herself sometimes because she wants to make others feel the way she does not. She also is getting a pet cat for her birthday this year.

“Do you know black mackenzie? She’s so ugly and sad haha!!”

by BigMack March 16, 2019

Pulling a marden

1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!

2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability

Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to

Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden

Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden

Bob:

by Pixar June 28, 2009

Madden 2005

The greatest football game of all time.

Madden 2005 is a much better game then ESPN 2K5.

by Phat Beatz September 6, 2004

maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.

I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

Silverback Maiden

A woman who has a man do her from behind, and then cum on her back

I made that Jenny girl my Silverback Maiden, I splooged all on her back

by Anait April 26, 2006

Crumb Maiden

A person (Male or Female) who works to maintain power structures (Typically gendered power structures) which hurt them and/or their community in the hope that they can gather some small residual benefit

@AmyRemeikis Nov 30, 2021
At some point, we also have to have a reckoning of the crumb maidens, who uphold the power structures, actively bully or encourage their worst aspects, so they continue to benefit from the crumbs of those power structures. Until they don't.

by XTC9931 November 30, 2021

maddenmania

A website where madden players go and post. They talk about madden nfl and offtopic shit..

MaddenMania is so cool.

by Monkeydude May 25, 2005