Billie Kristen hall

Every Billie Kristen hall is a mom and is 40

Everyone: Billie Kristen hall is Old
Billie: yea I am

by Nate doggy dog April 9, 2023

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Dirty kristers

Dirty kristers; a person who gets so sexually aroused by lobsters, they have to slap themselves in the face with a car to get a hold of themselves

Oh my god look away there's a lobster you dirty kristers

by The slores December 18, 2023

Hot krista

The act of slightly seducing someone, but in return recieving an undesired head butt.

I pulled the Ole hot krista on him and now my head hurts.

by RB Money August 20, 2024