Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023

Clay Johnson

When one’s hands are very voluptuous

Omg you have Clay Johnson hands that’s so plump

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022

Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

by cole April 17, 2005

dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.

Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!

by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008

Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

by meat dick October 15, 2008