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D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.
Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?
by Refarf May 22, 2019
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Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"
by JBank September 20, 2010
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Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls
Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
mugGet the Johnson Nutsmug.

Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.
by Deour May 16, 2018
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Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
by cole April 17, 2005
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dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008
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Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??
by meat dick October 15, 2008
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