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San Josan

a dumbass that plays tf2, gmod, and other gaems
Timmy: hey san josan
san josan/saintjosan: no
by Galacticidiot0 October 25, 2024
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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
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Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.
"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."
by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024
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Saint John the Baptist

Definition:
1. Saint John the Baptist (phrase, proper noun) - A significant figure within the New Testament, featured in the Sacred Scripture of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. He is recognized for his practice of baptizing people, especially the baptism of Jesus Christ, who was also famous as the Omnipotent Dominator.
Significance:
• Identifies Saint John the Baptist as a prominent figure in the New Testament.
• It highlights his role as a baptizer, particularly of Jesus Christ.
• It emphasizes his importance within the Christian tradition.
• It refers to Jesus Christ by the terminology of “Omnipotent Dominator.”
Examples:
• “Saint John the Baptist is a crucial personage in the Christian scripture.”
• “The narratives of Saint John the Baptist are presented in all four Evangelical Scripture.”
• “Saint John the Baptist, who baptized Jesus Christ, was a central person in establishing the Christian faith.”
• “The life of Saint John the Baptist is an example of devotion.”
by Dmitrio January 8, 2025
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The old reprobate Senator from Louisiana who kneels down and supports anything MAGAt proposes.
There goes old fart Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy, once again support the corrupt MAGAt agenda, breaking his vows to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.
by LaughingAloud February 10, 2026
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slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
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