circle jerk

A game on MXC where contestants pick a ball out of a box and the color they get determines who they face. It is kinda like sumo wrestling. There is always 2 scrawny guys a muscle guy and the master sumo man, and sometimes raplh is there too with his famous "the green teabagger"

Oh looks like you've picked purple, your going against the purple dong!

by mxc luver December 12, 2004

Jesus Jerk

Someone who pushes their religion off on other people because they find theirs to be superior.

Jon: Anyone who doesn't believe in Christ our Savior will be banished to hell forever!!!!

Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.

by rockrangel January 13, 2011

Jerk Scab

Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.

While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?

I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.

My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.

by RSJP January 3, 2007

Jerbonics

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.

"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"

by V Dizzle Off The Hizzle My Nizzle March 10, 2005

jerkatron

A playful way of calling someone a jerk without offending them. "tron" is derived from Transformers, such as Megatron. Also used is "Dorkobot" in the same way.

Bob: Can i have your number?
Sally: no way
Bob: Oh, don't be a jerkatron and jus give it!

by TrilogyDW April 16, 2008

jerk arm

The arm with the hand attached to it that you mostly/only use to jerk off

Holy crap, i broke my jerk arm, what am i going to do when i'm not getting some

by Young JJ August 22, 2008

Turtle Jerk

A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.

I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!

by sjh horse March 23, 2011