Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."
I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.
by MartialV December 04, 2007
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rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting
My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.
by dj_derek March 05, 2003
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Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...
A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...
by tuoxam January 31, 2011
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Water Snob

Someone whom only drinks very expensive bottled water...
That woman is a crazy Water Snob she paid $15.00 for a bottle of water.
by slamhounder February 16, 2011
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Potable Water

Mexico does not have any potable water.
by JJ March 16, 2004
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Water feature

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!
by P187 July 19, 2011
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testing the waters

-- when you have no idea if something works, and you go at it tentatively
-- metaphorically like sticking your finger in coffee or tea to see if too hot
was just testing the waters, wasn't really serious
by quickify February 22, 2017
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