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Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.
Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!
by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009
mugGet the Horny Manfishmug.

The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one
gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
by cramphony July 15, 2021
mugGet the The Horny Grasshoppersmug.

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
mugGet the Horny Toadmug.

Weather horny

“Damn I’m feeling weather horny
by Sierradream October 8, 2019
mugGet the Weather hornymug.

food horny

An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.
Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!
by Edymnion2 June 2, 2018
mugGet the food hornymug.

Horny Mouth

When you want a dick inside your mouth. You crave something phallic inside your mouth.
He lowered her horny mouth onto his dick.

She longer for his dick inside her horny mouth.
by Hornymouth July 3, 2019
mugGet the Horny Mouthmug.

Horny rabbit

A horny rabbit is the act of fucking a bitch whose legs and feet are pressed up against her chest like a rabbit.
I really wish Sarah was willing to try out the horny rabbit but she has already said no multiple times.
by CallMeCringeDaddy May 27, 2018
mugGet the Horny rabbitmug.

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