hooker

Jenna Thurmand fucking anybody in sight.

man that is one fat hooker

by chickalee October 2, 2004

hooker donkey

the act of sex between a hooker and a donkey. also can be aim smiley.

katlin sure likes that donker. infact they are going hooker donkey

by hookerdonkey1 August 1, 2008

hooker

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent.

Sami: Hey that was my point it hit the line!

Hayley: No it was mine!

Sami: You hooker!

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 9, 2008

Hooker Top

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.

David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.

by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006

e-hooker

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.

Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."

by Betsy D March 24, 2008

Serial Hooker

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.

Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"

by Hey how's it going June 9, 2010

Hooker

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"

Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!

by Gabetronic January 12, 2011