Chair hog 

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

Chair hog by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

thread hog 

A person that likes creating threads on message boards and in groups before others have an opportunity to do so.

"Chris is such a thread hog. He made the Super Bowl thread in our Facebook group two days early so nobody else could."

thread hog by alexg650 January 31, 2014

bitch hog 

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

bitch hog by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

Seed Hog

The act of being fat and nasty, while swallowing cum.

Did you see Troy last night? Such a Seed Hog.

Seed Hog by BubbaisFat August 31, 2016

Boof Hog 

One whomst hogs the boof

Humphrey: gingys a boof hog
Chief: I know but Jacob spend no time on that stove

Boof Hog by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

belting the hog

Masturbating. Usually describes the male action because of the implied aggression and virility in the phrase.

Don't come over for another half hour or so, Ellie Mae. I'm gonna be busy belting the hog.

belting the hog by Elton Ryder April 15, 2009

Hegged the hog 

Trimming of the male pubic area

Hegged the hog before I go over to Sarah’s place

Hegged the hog by God damn it bobby January 15, 2018