the biggest headass

the biggest headass of headasses is someone who is a bald fucking baboon looking noob
Their noobness is so big that it cannot even be described

"Have u seen that dude Jim? he's the biggest headass I have ever seen"

by sophieswag November 7, 2020

Busted Condom Headass

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time

Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass

by Soji77 June 18, 2021

Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

Joelle Al-Haddad

The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.

Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."

by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022

Prisoner Of The Golden Headband

Modifier name of constellation son wukong from omniscient reader's viewpoint. One of the most powerful being in the universe

Constellation prisoner of the golden headband is looking at you

by Father of rich night May 31, 2022

High Fructose Headache

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x

"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
Uwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwu

by Lavilz January 19, 2023

National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is National Femboy headpat day. The day where all femboy's get headpats for no reason. C'mon... Don't be shy... We all know you want to do it :3...

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"

B: "Wh-what, why?

A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C

by Esdapox July 17, 2024