The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

hard bap

a young kid usually a townie who gets into trouble a lot.
see gutter snipe

by who made u king? June 16, 2003

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017

hard shooter

Refers to a man who shoots powerful squirts of cum, usually far in distance and high in the air...He shoots his cum HARD.

“Yeah, my hookup last nite was a real hard shooter. His first three shots hit the headboard!”

by OtterNine October 6, 2020

Hard egg

Hard egg

Hard egg

by I need help. June 24, 2021