The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Harding Highschool

Harding highschool is where people love to clout chase. They act as your friend until you get into some shit and don’t help you at all. Therefore Harding has fake people.

I go to Harding highschool. Oh you must be a fake ass nigga then.

by RealistNiggaEver November 8, 2019

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017

Hard Reset

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.

I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!

by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.

Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.

by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018

hard money

Any money in coin form, not paper. Most commonly refered to as “hard money” when people see loose change on the street. This occurrence prompts the people who saw the coins to drop what they’re doing, put their hands up, and say “hard monayy!” The origin of this action is unknown, but said to be good luck.

Person 1: Oh, so you work at a bank counting coins?
Person 2: Yeah, I handle a lot of hard money on a daily basis.

by Thefoxofflames October 8, 2017

hard leftie

A leftist or liberal especially a one whose bitter about the 2016 Election. Many Softist Liberals left the country and renounced their citizenship.

I'm tired of the whining hard leftie losers!

by Type2GenomeManiac November 19, 2019