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hairy starfish

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.
DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls January 10, 2008
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Happy Aloha Friday!

A greeting that originated in the Hawaiian islands celebrating the wonder and joy of another Friday dawning upon them. It's a better way to say TGIF and is best celebrated with locals.
Brandi & Sean spent their Aloha Friday cruising the beach, watching movies and all the other lovey-dovey stuff couples do. Happy Aloha Friday!
by ktchpkng October 2, 2010
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Happy

Happy is when two people love eacother and are very excited with each other. Its the feeling you get, when you see that person, that gives you butterflies.
I am very happy with this guy, he is the love of my life.
by Trulyhappy17 July 15, 2017
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hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
by Poonspert May 10, 2004
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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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Happy Fun Ball

The subject of a Saturday Night Live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. The segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
by kinsmed May 17, 2008
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