A avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. Expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber Robin Moore with his song "Performance".
Julia: I thought about you today, I saw a performance guy on Route 1.
Al: Cool! What kit was he wearing?
Julia: Not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 Trek Madone.
Al: Cool! What kit was he wearing?
Julia: Not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 Trek Madone.
by RealFast March 14, 2010
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A PSN Tough Guy is someone who talks shit on Playstation network, When in reality he is just a big pussy trying to be a hardass. This is commonly seen on COD2 and oddly enough Little Big Planet. A PSN Tough Guy has two other cousins, The X-box live Tough Guy and the ever classic Telephone Tough Guy.
#VAGMonza900: Goddamit I got Shot in the face!
FagPSNToughGuy: I shot your mom in the face las night!!
#VAGMonza900: Looks like we have a PSN Tough Guy
FagPSNToughGuy: I shot your mom in the face las night!!
#VAGMonza900: Looks like we have a PSN Tough Guy
by Josef Eby January 27, 2010
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I thought he was a nice guy before he started acting like of those inter-city window washers: doing 'nice' things I didn't ask for then feeling entitled to being paid. No way I'm fucking that creep.
by voxtonic September 9, 2010
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by Thatquietguy15 January 3, 2015
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Person #1, Glances at friend after bad music choice
Person #2, Looks back mutters quietly 'TFG (This Fuckin Guy)"
Person #1, Nods agreeably
Person #1, Glances at friend after bad music choice
Person #2, Looks back mutters quietly 'TFG (This Fuckin Guy)"
Person #1, Nods agreeably
by Grizzle+Tommy May 29, 2009
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