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Gentlemen's Emporium

An imaginary place where a nice gentleman can be "found". He comes from a notable background. He is clean, noble and will make a fine husband.
This week I have a date with a fine guy that I got from the Gentlemen's Emporium. This guy will be a lot better than the hook-up that came from ManDonalds.

Gentlemen's Cocaine 

A combination of multiple prescription medications, powderized and meant to be snorted to induce a sensation of euphoria, to a level unobtainable by any other drug.
"Last week I did Gentlemen's Cocaine, i didn't really get high, but everything has seemed better since then."
Gentlemen's Cocaine by Ananaa January 22, 2012

Gentlemen Point 

The term that means to give a point to a gentlemen when he does something nice for someone. Points can be given out and taken away.
J: Selena he opened the door for you!
S: Gentlemen Point
Gentlemen Point by okokokokokokoko October 11, 2012

gentelmans cap

Hey bro do you have a spare gentelmans cap?
gentelmans cap by Andreu24 January 27, 2017
A disease where worms come out your asshole and fish eggs fall out of your vagina.
Girl 1: "So how're you feeling?"
Girl 2: "No?! I still have gettleman and it's f*cking destroying me."
gettleman by Impromptumacaroni April 18, 2018

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.
" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B