God 

The reason I'm still alive.

ME: I would have killed myself a long time ago if it wasn't for God

God by kimmie the pure January 11, 2009

God 

another word for Morgan freeman

Kid one: dude you gonna pray to God

Kid two: if by God you mean Morgan Freeman then yes

God by Isreal thomas August 23, 2011

God 

The Ceiling cat
The person other than you parents who created you
That guy
The ending of the phrase OMG

God is everywhere. When you get out of the shower he's there. When you go to bed, he's there. Keep that in mind next time you pick your nose...he will be watching you.

God by whydougiveashit? November 27, 2011

God 

Someone who people think very highly of and go to when scared, corned or need help with something. In short a false idel that people around the world created to throw there problems on, also known as a form of crak =P

"what should I do God?"

God by Asur September 8, 2008

God 

Somebody who luvs us all a whole lot

Christians/Jews hav God
Buddists hav Budda
Muslums hav Allah

God by Secret September 1, 2004

god 

he is the main dude chillen up in haeven just chillen looking down on all the fine women he created

when i die i whant to relax and have i beer with god

god by perrya0005 September 11, 2008

god 

1)The reason there's something instead of nothing.

2)The source of many cynical definitions on Urban Dictonary.

Beyond that, I'm rather unsure.

1) What is God?

2) Uggh, reading this "god" page is depressing.

god by Aitrus December 10, 2006