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fruit roll up

it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.
YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!
by matt hollywood December 4, 2004
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Fruit mouth

When a girl attempts to give you head while you're still in your fruit-of-the-looms; takes the cloth and all! Sorta like getting head with a condom on
Friend: Aye dawg why is there a wet spot on your drawers??
Guy: Man I gave that bitch fruit mouth
by Blyde Curnett November 29, 2006
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fruit picker

A straight man who occasionally seeks out gay men for homosexual flings.
That guy over there is not one of the regular gay customers: he's a fruit picker who trolls this bar once every few months.
by witchdoc September 30, 2013
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fruit salad

a person who culturally comes from many different backgrounds and cannot be labeled as just one.
person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad
by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009
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juicy fruit

yo she got a juicy fruit!
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).
I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.
by MasterBastard April 27, 2006
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Fruit Bowl

When a guy tucks his junk behind his legs, commonly known as a 'Mangina', however with Fruit Bowling you do this then sit on someones face. The best of both worlds. So called because the view from behind resembles some sort of Fruit Bowl.
'I'm gonna Fruit Bowl Joe Kaufman tonight!'
by Felix Baker April 28, 2010
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