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Friend Climber

An individual who starts out with a particular group of friends that he/she then becomes tired of being around, thus causing the individual to move on to another friend(s). Then, when he/she is tired of the new friend(s), they move back to the original friend group as a "last resort". The "climbing" continues between large amounts of friends so that the individual is not socially bored.
"Dude where's Joe?"

"He's hanging out with Jim and Mike instead of us now"

"It's ok, he's a friend climber, he'll come back to us soon, and then leave again"

Friend Bomb 

To innundate a noob to Facebook/myspace with friend requests.
Hey, Joey just got on Facebook...let's friend bomb him"
Friend Bomb by aurora88 November 23, 2009

friend-slave 

Someone who has been tricked or forced into being your friend. You can make them do anything you want, and they will never be able to stop being your friend. Perks including: they must do as you say, making them do whatever you want sexually, dominating them, they must call you master.
Ways to get a friend-slave:

1. Make a bet, if they lose then they have to be your friend-slave
2. If a buddy of yours is pretty devoted to you already then have him agree to it
3. If you have a 'friend' that you wish to keep, then cut your finger and have the desired friend swear to obay you as they suck the blood from it. This way is the most effective.
"You two must really be close," "Oh, he's just my friend-slave,"
friend-slave by ❤Maryjane❤ March 16, 2018

umm...friend 

1. A person who you would describe as more than a friend but not a girlfriend or boyfriend. It become completely obvious that you have a umm...friend if you have to think for awhile before introducing them as a friend.

2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.

1. Person A: Where's Andrew?
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.

2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.

umm...friend by Anya E March 28, 2009

"That" Friend 

The friend in every group of friends who no one really knows why "that" friend is there. "That" friend is usually the butt of every joke, prank, or the one who follows every request made by someone in the group of friends. Also, the "that" in "that" friend usually has a different tone than the rest of the words.
Rick: Hey, where is your friend?
James: Which friend?
Rick: Charlie.
James: Oh, "that" friend. We sent him out to go bring us some drinks.
"That" Friend by Grithoof June 9, 2009
A name.
Origin comes from old german, meaning "peaceful"