french donkey

The act of french kissing while in the doggy style sexual position.

After Jason gave Tonia the french donkey, he complained of neck pain.

by Tonia and Jason January 3, 2007

French Whore Season

A season celebrating all that is whorish. Starting February 18th of each calendar year, is celebrated by drunken revelry, highly painted, scantily clad women, and rock. Started in Portland, Maine in 1998, this celebration has reached a world-wide audience.

Are you attending the French Whore Season fete this year? Make sure to bring the absinthe.

by Ehme February 8, 2006

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003

French Shower

Similar to def. 1 above however sometimes one will apply soap and water to the armpits and dry with a (paper) towel before applying the deodorant.

"The days were getting longer and I was getting lazier. I resorted to French Showers with a diet of coffee and cigarettes"

by gillytech March 16, 2009

French Balcony

The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.

Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast

by Seafood Kitchen October 18, 2008

French Erotic Film

An extremely funny flash animation made by Too Much Spare Time ( AKA Andrew Kepple ) cotains and old blue scot called dill. Found on albinoblacksheep

James "OMG u need 2 lyk watch dis flash L0LZ"(French Erotic Film)
Josh "erm yer ok..."
James " LOLZ theres 2 hidden bonus tracks, only the l33t may find em, LOLZ THATZ ME !"
Josh "ok, macmanji ha"

by Ja Aj November 3, 2005

French Post-Marshmallow Kiss

The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.

"French post-marshmallow kisses are my favorite! Pucker up, Sweets !!!!"

by Colls May 20, 2008