farmer john

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.

My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.

by Vesuvious June 16, 2009

Farmers Tan

When one is outside and wearing, say a t-shirt
then there arms tan, and the rest of they're upper body is more white

most farmers you see, will have a farmers tan

by d33d$$ July 14, 2007

shit farmer

A person lacking any redeeming qualities, or exemplifying poor qualities.

Hitler was a total shit farmer.

by rowdyskins August 20, 2007

Dingleberry Farmer

When a guy and girl are 69ing and as the guy eats out the girl he picks the dingleberrys out of her ass.

Tom is a real dingleberry farmer

by hockeypaint7 May 17, 2009

farse

A word used as a wildcard to rhyme with arse.

Farse the arse the smelly la larse.
La la la the smelly arse farse.
In the land of the arse, the man with one buttock is farse.

by Farsen March 3, 2003

Farmers Market

A girl with two very different sized breasts.

Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.

by saint_adventure October 1, 2014

street farmer

one who sells drugs on the public streets

Yo the street farmer down da block be sellin mad dope. Da bitch got hook ups.

by MOLLAY November 20, 2006