Eli Bikelife

Small kid that rides bikes for too long every single day until he fucks his legs doing knee swaps. Goofy ahh mullet too.

Man, Jake is such an Eli Bikelife.

by JakeWakey3000 December 20, 2023

Eli

Eli is the type of person who can be very crazy. Adele’s normally are attracted to Eli’s. They don’t say when they like you but you can always tell.

Man Adele really likes Eli.

by Kyuji13_Rose November 4, 2023

Eli Lloyd

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse

That clown is such an Eli Lloyd

by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019

Eli

He’s a dumb tall blond. He’s dumb when it comes to common sense things as well as emotional intelligence (he’s peering over my shoulder trying to correct me rn)

Eli drives me crazy.

by Nowhyjustlikewhy February 20, 2024

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

Carl-Elie

Carl-Elie is te best basketball player of all time .
Future All of famer , MVP , final MVP ...

Carl-Elie is the GOAT

by thelilcactus667 November 23, 2021