EJSIC

The Elitist Jerks' Sports Information Collective, a blog fraught with awesomeness.

Man, did you read that post on the EJSIC? I think I orgasmed from the laughter.

by Young Fleazy November 4, 2009

EJP

Even Jesus Pooped.

Didn't you know EJP?

by mrs.poop December 24, 2010

Ejecto-seato

A phrase referring to the act of a pilot ejecting from his plane and out of danger, it is meant to be applied to any situation where a quick exit is mandatory.

This broad is going to get me into a wreck, time to pull the ejecto-seato on this one .

by spacefunk March 5, 2018

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When you fuck every person in England at once

Hey Duhan I just VYUWBIHCWBKCEBHJBHJHJBCE HS EJBKJ KJ EWE KW WN MNW MNDW KWD KJWB MNWNDWK,M!

by Jesus is Nut Man May 1, 2022

Ejection Seat

a demeaning sexual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax

Nick: Dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.

Phil/Chris: Youre my hero you italian stud!

by Phill, Chris and Nick June 26, 2007

eejity ejjit

Scottish slang: An eejity eejit is an eejit who is even more of an eejit.

You are an eejity eejit.

by Youlikeyams? January 14, 2005

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006