dusty thumb

A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.

Wow look at that bloke, he looks like a dusty thumb!

by Ladyford September 23, 2017

dusty dodge ram

It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.

I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.

by Thatregionboy219 October 3, 2017

dusty drapes

A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"

Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

crusin the dusties

When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.

Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.

by DirtySL October 16, 2017

dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017

Dusty Bob

Dusting powdered sugar on the butthole before you eat it.

"I'll admit, at first I was hesitant.. but then when I tried the Dusty Bob it completely changed my outlook on life."

by Teh Brofessor April 21, 2017

Dusty Tornado

The act of putting cocaine on your ass and farting in your partners face.

Last night i gave her a Dusty Tornado

by fuck_bees June 25, 2017