dudeosexual

A man who, though nominally straight, would still, at the end of the day, rather be hanging out with his buddies than with girls.

"How'd it go with Roxy last night?"

"Oh, I blew her off - my fantasy football league was meeting, and besides, it was all-you-can-eat wings night over at the pub."

"Man, you're such a dudeosexual."

by lexipolitan December 16, 2011

Dude Mode

When a chick decides she is going to give up lame chick emotions, and treat relationships how dudes do. This commonly refers to relationships with the status of "fuck buddies", "friends with benefits", and just general dude style hedonism. The chick needs to be careful not to let her emotions creep up on her, or else dude mode will immediately, and possibly irreversibly, be switched off.

"All my friends and relatives are asking me why I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm just in dude mode right now. I don't want all the drama attached to relationships, I just want to have fun."

by Stanistu1 April 12, 2013

dudeblight

(noun) An affliction of suddenly interesting neighborhoods in major cities, wherein a substantial segment of the population is supplanted by outsiders who will thoughtlessly pay $8 for a cup of black coffee, $7 grand for a studio apartment, and who also thoughtlessly cannot pay the slightest respect to anyone over 30 or who isn't white.
Individual portions of dudeblight are referred to as: bro, dude, dudette, and (when nobody sees them around) hipster and douchebag.

I used to love The Mission, but it's totally a big patch of dudeblight, now.
I walked home through that neighborhood last Saturday and what the hell, total dudeblight, everywhere I went.

by freakmason October 8, 2013

dudefriend

a gay guy's straight friend; they hang out and do guy stuff like drink beer and smoke. stricly platonic friendship between a gay guy and a breeder

my dudefriend told me I couldn't come over anymore to party; his girlfriend is jealous and thinks I want his tail.

by almorale August 6, 2015

Dudin' off

Just males doing male things;

Why is Jamal drop kicking our ferns? Ahh, he's just dudin' off.

by Zoeseph Boxer July 10, 2017

dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017