Drum

your home,your yard,the place you live. how stupid are you people? Chaaaaaa man!

"I'm rollin to my drum"
"I got a free drum 2nite"

by RudeGyal2k3 October 8, 2003

Drum Major

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)

When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.

by mat_el_sexy_band_geek March 27, 2008

bang on the drum

To perform a sexual act upon yourself.. Masturbate.. Jerk off.. skin the weasel.. spank the one eye'd monkey.. etc..

This is mainly for men..

The female version check flick the bean, tipping the man in the canoe, etc..

I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.

by DocNasty - Krushradio April 29, 2006

Drum solo

Orgasm through the clit

He gave her lots stimulation as he performed a drum solo

by James March 10, 2003

drugs

When you do drugs yes you will feel good but you should realize that you are not gonna live for more than 40 years, you are just killing yourself with your own hands, teenagers please don't do drugs , drugs dont work, they just make you worse.

Pothead: hey you wanna relax and forget about pain in life? smoke this shit up

Person 2 : get that shit ( drugs) away from me, pothead.

Ecstacy Junkie: hey you wanna have some good time?

Person 2: fuck off junkie.

by Aiden Banks January 6, 2008

drugs

The cause and answer to all of life's problems.

I was stoned and forgot to bring home Taco Bell for my girlfriend so she broke up with me. I took a few shots of whatever shitty liquor i had in the house, and smoked a couple blunts. I didn't even feel upset at all anymore. Drugs really helped me out there.

by Word Wizard Guy August 26, 2012

Family Drum Circle

The act of four or more family members getting together and splitting up by gender, the males then bang on the women's asses and boobs until the women begin to bleed from the anus. Then, the man licks up the blood and everyone returns to normal activities.

Sister: I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Brother: How about a Family Drum Circle
Grandpa: HELL YEAH!

by DanielJustice August 17, 2011