drumslexia

Drumslexia is a disorder that affects a person's ability to read and comprehend the notes for the drums in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band.

Guitar n00b: "Dude, what the fuck? How could you fail this song? You were playing it on easy!"
Drums n00b: "Sorry man, I have drumslexia."

drumslexia by StupidMaddie August 24, 2009

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Deuslexia

Not being able to form a full sentence while also mispronouncing most of the words :D

Jesus u can't even say that right are u deuslexic or smth?? - Deuslexia -

Deuslexia by Norwegian flat bread May 23, 2019

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drumslexia • Deuslexia • drunklexia • Drunkslexia

drunklexia

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009

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Drunkslexia

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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