drumslexia 

Drumslexia is a disorder that affects a person's ability to read and comprehend the notes for the drums in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band.

Guitar n00b: "Dude, what the fuck? How could you fail this song? You were playing it on easy!"
Drums n00b: "Sorry man, I have drumslexia."

drumslexia by StupidMaddie August 24, 2009

Deuslexia 

Not being able to form a full sentence while also mispronouncing most of the words :D

Jesus u can't even say that right are u deuslexic or smth?? - Deuslexia -

Deuslexia by Norwegian flat bread May 23, 2019

drunklexia 

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009

Drunkslexia 

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019