drumslexia 

Drumslexia is a disorder that affects a person's ability to read and comprehend the notes for the drums in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band.

Guitar n00b: "Dude, what the fuck? How could you fail this song? You were playing it on easy!"
Drums n00b: "Sorry man, I have drumslexia."

drumslexia by StupidMaddie August 24, 2009

Deuslexia 

Not being able to form a full sentence while also mispronouncing most of the words :D

Jesus u can't even say that right are u deuslexic or smth?? - Deuslexia -

Deuslexia by Norwegian flat bread May 23, 2019

drunklexia 

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

drunklexia by wqetuo November 21, 2009

Drunkslexia 

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004