drumslexia

Drumslexia is a disorder that affects a person's ability to read and comprehend the notes for the drums in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band.

Guitar n00b: "Dude, what the fuck? How could you fail this song? You were playing it on easy!"
Drums n00b: "Sorry man, I have drumslexia."

by StupidMaddie August 24, 2009

Deuslexia

Not being able to form a full sentence while also mispronouncing most of the words :D

Jesus u can't even say that right are u deuslexic or smth?? - Deuslexia -

by Norwegian flat bread May 23, 2019

drunklexia

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

by wqetuo November 21, 2009

Drunkslexia

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012