dallas gold rush

The act of urinating in a hookers mouth while she is performing oral sex on you. Usually done as a surprise.

I gave that bitch a dallas gold rush. bitches love the dallas gold rush. They may never talk to you after...but they love it

by veryuncooltony July 7, 2011

Dollar Store Tits

A moniker most often used in reference to botched or unsatisfactory breast implants.

Man 1: "Yo did you see the Dollar Store Tits on her?"
Man 2: "Yeah, it definitely looked like a lot of cheap plastic!"

by HadToBeSaid June 24, 2012

5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

Million Dollar Puthay

Word used to describe some good pussy

Damn I heard brendas got that million dollar puthay

by emmycat March 6, 2021

Dallas Phallus

Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.

We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.

by nomadik November 13, 2011

Diamond Dallas Blumpkin

More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.

Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.

by Squire September 4, 2008

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004