Dong Bonger

A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.

Jimmy is a dong bonger.

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

dong meyers

A man with a large, curved penis.

Peter North has a brother named Barry North, and boy, does he have a dong meyers!

by Millini November 19, 2010

wrong dong soup

When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.

mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"

frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"

mike "bummer man"

by benjaminFLAwats June 8, 2010

schlong dong

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.

Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Slurp my dong

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.

"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"

by Masked_Marauder November 24, 2013

meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

Bri An Dong

That one lad who plays Fortnite and asks his mum to buy him v-bucks. He is also a huge sweat who only does creative 1v1s.

Mommy can i have some v-bucks? No stop being a Bri An Dong

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020