plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

On the Dock

To be excluded from a group of people who are seemingly enjoying themselves. The opposite feeling of "on the yacht."

example 1:
Steve- "Where is mike? I thought he was coming to this club?"

James- "They wouldn't let him in... I guess he is on the dock now."

example 2:
"Everyone is talking about Stephanie's party last night... i was not invited. I'm totally on the dock right now."

by Reilly Bodycomb February 17, 2009

Get the Black and Decker

1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.

1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker

by Korsyn01 May 20, 2009

papa johns on deck

Referring to a drug dealer who is willing to deliver having stock in.

John: papa johns on deck
Abe: come through man. you know my address.

by bregalston September 26, 2010

Shuttle dock

Two guys, one, girl, one condom. Guy number one uses the condom with the girl. When finished, he goes tip to tip with guy number two and rolls the condom onto guy number two. "Docking the shuttle."

"Mark and I were in quite a bind last night. We only had one rubber, so we had to shuttle dock it."

by Faux 1605 December 17, 2008

deck

1.A misconstrued hearsay of the word czech. In the mentioning "He's Czech." by the self proclaimed "cool" bastard child of the monstrosity of modern culture as he was referring to a russian hockey player in a slurred fashion, after drinking a lemon flavored alchoholic beverage. Thusly, the mindless sheep known as this individual's friends continued to preach the meaning of deck, being deck, and how to act deck. This eventually led to a women in a starbucks continually saying "deck" on her cellphone, which was overheard by a man, which told his girlfriend, which told her hair dresser, which told a woman who is the sister of the girl who dated with the second cousin of the guy who cleans the pool of one of the editor's of entertainment weekly's secretary's brother in law. Which comes to the point where people too concerned with how people conceive them as cool or not, start excreting this one of many irritating buzz words from their noise holes, to sound self important and original.

2.A platform upon a ship.

I'm so deck because I drive this SUV, and talk on my cellphone with Joe while I watch a movie... making me swerve three lanes over going 20mph under the speed limit.

by frugal joe January 4, 2004

deck

adj: describing something high up on your cool pole.

"i totally agree. that shit is deck. bring it over."
"that weed is deck."
"this photo is deck"
"that track was deck"
"the food there is deck"
and so on....

by chapman March 10, 2003