direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020

detention

When you spill a whole jar of yogurt on the floor, find hair in your food, and realize your fly is down all at the same time

Molly went to detention for no good reason at all.

by Junie QQ October 21, 2020

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

Directionator

Fans who think they are directioners

Directionator: Omg my favourite is Neil! I've heard he used to be in the band 5sos? I love him so much and the tattoos! Omg his tattoos are the best! I love his long hair but why did he get a buzz cut tho? I wanna have his babies but isn't he dating that gigi girl from little mix?

Directioner: what the fuck

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

by mlbtheshow2021 May 2, 2021

Demention

A mental place in one's brain,where kids that need special support (mainly demented kids)has.They usually go there to calm down,they normally think of random stuff that normal kids don't have.

Kid#192:hello tiger dragon

Class:LOOK at that kid over there, he's still in his own demention*laughs

by 88w88 June 18, 2021

Deception

Basically getting someone to believe your lie. Is a art that can be mastered.

There is a 26394622939% chance you just didn’t realize there was a letter in that number. You just looked back and didn’t find one, get rekt dumbass. You have fallen victim to deception

by Dis-Dood June 25, 2021