Captain America

To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.

Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking

by macdad April 3, 2003

captain planet

When wearing a pair of underwear for a second or more times, alternative to commando. Captain Planet referring to the old television show of a super hero whose super power was recycling. The underwear may or may not be inside out.

It has been a while since I've done laundry, I'll have to go captain planet.

by Marty Mt.Dew March 6, 2008

captain teabag

A guy who goes around giving anyone in his way a flying teabag, like from the movie Master of the Flying Guillotine.

Man, Did you see Woodrow give that guy a flying teabag?

by Tom Swift April 7, 2005

Captain Birdseye

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

Come Here Children

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Captain America : Civil War

The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers

That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.

by FaZe Brad #360noscope May 16, 2016

Captain Crunch

1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.

2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.

2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003