Caolan

Caolan is a Gaelic name which could traditionally only be given to the best young man in an ancient Irish tribe. Children were typically crowned with the name at the age of 12 and from that moment they were destined to become the leaders of the tribe. The children were typically judged on their looks, intelligence, charisma and courage. The word 'Caol' directly translates to narrow which was used to signify the definite narrow choice that was made when judging the children. This tradition is still carried out by many mothers around Ireland today, but it is most prevalent in the Gaeltacht areas. If someone is named Caolan it is most likely that they are intelligent (The name now requires a 10 in Irish standardised testing to be considered legitimate by the Gaelscoils), thus Caolan is a valuable name which would encourage a recruiter to hire someone for a job.

Assistant: These two applicants are equally matched on experience and both performed well in the interviews
Employer: Choose the one named Caolan, his name is proof of his academic ability.

by Cooljim March 21, 2016

Carlina

a bootlylicous girl that will never let you forget. she is always "moving, shaking, and dropping". she also never wears "baggy shit" only tight stuff that makes her ass look even bigger. she often will prance around in YOUR shorts, and hump your dining room walls. beware of her bad temper, cuz she can and will cut you.

DAMN!!!!! LOOK AT THAT CARLINA!
i need you and your carlina to slip into my bed.

boy 1- did you see that girls carlina?!?!
boy 2- how couldnt i, it took up half the room?!

by hott ass chick March 7, 2010

Caroline

NOT the definition for the word bitch.....

Hayden: I love caroline.
Laurie: Caroline's are bitches.
Hayden: Unless you know ALL the Caroline's in the world your wrong.

by [e-mail] July 14, 2009

South Carolina

The most schizophrenic state in the lower 48. Characterized by randomly friendly people in certain counties followed by homicidal rednecks ready to shoot the first person who crosses the tire swing in the front yard.

No federal highway taxes, shitty highways, no state inspections, the country's highest insurance rates, the worst DMV east of the Mississippi, and a Governor using state money to fly to rail his South American mistress. Does it get any better than this?

But also a beautiful state, amazing scenery and mountains, as well as beaches, and nonetheless, some of the most beautiful women in the United States.

The second craziest state, second ONLY to the People's Republic of California.

The Governator should come run for election here in South Carolina. He just might feel at home.

by DEFAMATION803 October 9, 2010

caroline forbes

the best character in the entire world

the love of klauss life
a bright light in a sea of darkness

beautiful and strong

caroline forbes is so perfect

by eatmydickufuckinglittlecuntboo February 3, 2021

caroline

caroline's love their brother ;)

Caroline: i love you, brother ;)
Brother: i love you too, sister ;)

by omnomnomnoooooooooooooooooom June 24, 2013

south carolina

It's a myth. Don't let people fool you, it's not really there.

Person 1: Hey man, ever been to South Carolina?
Person 2: What's South Carolina?
Person 1: It's right below North Carolina.
Person 2: That's Georgia...

by sunshineluhv June 17, 2010