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candy corn

Supposeably a "candy". Its colored in patterns of white, orange, and black, and it looks identical to those door-stopping wedges. Although the candy has been served for.... fuck, I don't know, decades? Still its also known as one of the most horribly tasting, and ignored treats, of all time!
Even comedians said it, "Hmmm, candy corn? *eats and makes a negative facial emotion* IT TASTES LIKE CRAP! *crowd bursts into laughter, clap clap clap*"

And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.
by Chang Tan October 31, 2003
mugGet the candy cornmug.

Cowboy Candy

Another name for a a chew.
by paxperse November 8, 2006
mugGet the Cowboy Candymug.

candy head

Shelly turned into a total candy head this summer. All she does is rave now. I think shes eaten about 50 ring pops.
by lollerbunny February 24, 2008
mugGet the candy headmug.

candied nuts

when traditional, woman on top sex occurs( facing each other) , the woman sits up straight perpendicular to your body while "riding" you. During males or womans climax the woman slightly defecates and rubs the mans scrotum "nuts" between her ass cheeks thus covering them in fecal matter(candy). "Candied Nuts"
Maggie candied my nuts so good last week I can still smell them. Wanna smell my candied nuts?
by dirtymcgurty December 8, 2006
mugGet the candied nutsmug.

Candy Color

A kind of paint for cars that changes colors in certain light; usually changes from green to purple.
"Yo, you saw dat' slab wit' cand color paint?"
by Krisis December 6, 2003
mugGet the Candy Colormug.

asshole candy

by (V) January 3, 2007
mugGet the asshole candymug.

eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").
She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.
by keyshaw May 4, 2004
mugGet the eye candymug.

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