BUMP

send an alert to someone's walkie-talkie phone (Nextel, etc.) that you want to talk.

bump me on the Nextel after you get to work and we'll talk about...

by digby September 11, 2004

Bump it up

When an email conversation between a man and a woman is going well and one asks to go to IM chat instead. Of course the reason is because it's faster but you can expect the conversation to turn to sex, somehow.

"Yeah, John and I have been emailing. He's really a cool dude, but now he wants to bump it up."

by LucieLaMer March 2, 2010

dick bump

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.

While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.

by Brad February 4, 2005

Fist bump

When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.

Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.

by Nfarnold21 August 3, 2015

speed bump

a cunt infested with herpe sores

the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

bump

adj to swindle, con

you saying you spent 2 grand on that piece of trash? you just got bumped

by real-i-o August 8, 2003

bump

if you have no growler or willy you just have a bump. a bump is usually associated with fluff

John: Do you know mannequin Mike has noting between his legs??
Tony: Yeah he just has a bump

by hibbert23 January 15, 2008