When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.
Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
by Nfarnold21 July 14, 2015