cracklin' oat bran

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

Did you bring yours?

Midwest slang expression for asking whether your buddy brought or used a condom.

Hey man, I heard Vanessa is going to be here tonight. Did you bring yours?

by WildBill33 October 13, 2011

Scotland the Brave

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

by the angie November 26, 2011

Pulling a Braner

Leveraging personality and interpersonal skills to receive better service, upgrades, discounts or freebies.

Skipper just got moved up to first class...he pulled a Braner!
How did Doug get seated without any reservations...that's pulling a Braner!
Nathan got the smoker for half the price others paid....he pulled a Braner!

by Mayor of Caps Nation October 21, 2019

brooklin mom

sex deprived middle aged women ranting on a facebook page about teenagers vaping in their neighborhood. they wear lululemon pants, go to moksha yoga on baldwin and definitely smoke “medical” weed. their names are julie and karen. no in between.

definition:

sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen

jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants

by brooklinmom January 9, 2019

Mitchell Brothers

A large pair of top bollocks, derived from the folically challenged stars of depressing, long-running BBC soap opera EastEnders.

Gary: "Look at the norks on that"
Dave: "Fuck me, it's The Mitchell Brothers"

by Brian Munich August 28, 2006

No broke back

Another way of saying no homo.

Travis: Yo D.J that outfit go hard. No broke back.

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009