hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

hard meds

See Viagra

i need my meds, hard meds that is, so I can get up. (Viagra)

by GeShan October 29, 2017

hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.

Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.

by lolifucker August 3, 2022

Hard Pills

This term has 2 meanings:
1) Used as a come-back when someone is tryng to find an excuse for not doing something that would require little-to-no effort.
2) Similar to that of the placebo effect, these "hard pills" give confidence to someone lacking it (usually an ugly/shy male)

Person 1: What are you up to?
Person 2 : I'm going for a walk...
Person 1: Why don't you take some "Hard Pills" and go for a run?

Male 1: Man shes hot!!
Male 2: Go and talk to her...
Male 1: Nah... shes not my type.
Male 2: Why don't you just suck it up, take some hard pills, and go talk to her.

by Cherd February 23, 2010

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

hard bap

a young kid usually a townie who gets into trouble a lot.
see gutter snipe

by who made u king? June 16, 2003