"After Megan got home from the gym, she took off her sweaty panties and bent over the bed, and i just had to get me some baker's chocolate dude"
by "The Two Goomba's From Queens" June 4, 2009
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a slut commonly found in a bakery. Kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of fucking. She will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. Sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.
Why the fuck is Alex buying that bakery slut some flowers? That bitch doesn't even like him!! Plus, she's 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?
by bojzzle October 25, 2006
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John: dude, I was at Charlie's house and he wanted me to stick my nuts in his ass so he could suck on them...
Ed: whoa! what an anal baller!
Ed: whoa! what an anal baller!
by goodpizza July 13, 2010
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by Stevie Johnston September 12, 2007
Get the Straight Baller mug.a baller is someone strait up with the hommies. They're livin' large. Always in with the " incroud". If your a baller your a strait up pimp-gangsta. Strait up wit the homies around da block.
by kaykaykaykay March 18, 2007
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"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."
"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."
by Alack January 28, 2007
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