Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009

Awkward butterfly

An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.

Don't awkward butterfly that girl.

by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

awkward turkey

gesture used in an awkward situation where only one hand is needed... take either hand with all fingers spread as you would when you place your hand on paper to trace and make a turkey, you then begin to wiggle your thumb and thus you have an awkward turkey

me and my friends were walking down the street with drinks in our hands... there was an awkward silence so i completeled and awkward turkey...

by Torey Cranston July 2, 2007

Awkward

there is no such word as awkward just see example for true definition

its not awkward , what is that word?, ive never heard it before its just another rob and britt moment ;)

by xobritt720xo November 16, 2010

Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

Awkward

A person who just outright makes any situation uncomfortable just by being there.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by AwkwardAndy November 4, 2010