Ashley aint cleanin her cooter and booty hole properly sooo, now she got sticky shit in the region in between.
by hayley1708 May 24, 2018
Get the Ash got Gackmug. A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.
“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025
Get the Ash-junkiemug. The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.
“I will destroy you,” said Ash.
by MasterOfDefinitionsOfEarth February 15, 2018
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Get the Ashmug. 