Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.

Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.

by chicken&fish June 18, 2009

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.

George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011

Asshole Sex

a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.

I respect asshole sex.

by zedo July 28, 2006

hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

arsehole

the arsehole.
an exceptionally foul mood,brought on by a particular event,or events.

the traffic's so bad,its enough to give you the arsehole!

I crashed the family car,now my mum's got the arsehole with me!

the arsehole is prevalent!(foul mood is on its way)

i've given everyone the arsehole,when i lost that lotto ticket

by george is a goldfish October 16, 2009

flabby asshole

when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult

why the fuck did you do that you flabby asshole?

by awesomeman January 15, 2005

prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011