Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009

Red Widow

Holding your penis as tightly as possible until it turns completely red and flailing it in circles like a peniscopter.

Barney perfectly demonstrated his Red Widow technique to the crowd of gawkers.

by fotofotof July 19, 2016

Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.

Look at that beautiful red-head

by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018

Red Jeepophobia

When you're scared of Red Jeeps.

"hey man look at that red jeep!"

"Noooo I have red Jeepophobia"

by Jagyngnakdhwsed September 3, 2022

Red dooring

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.

Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring

by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020