dusty snake

A slang word for your massive cock.

Hey bby would you like to see my dusty snake?

by BigBoi696969 August 3, 2017

dusty cabbage

Sloppy seconds

Oi you dusty cabbage

by Dank Kong October 7, 2021

dusty slag

A phrase to describe a disinterested waitress in a restaurant who’s service is poor/slow.

Hey, where’s our bottle of prosecco you Dusty Slag, we’ve been waiting over 10 minutes...

by 401Mal November 14, 2023

Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

by NicoZee June 5, 2024

Dusty Hutch

Refers to old lady bits (genetalia) This is a generic term that spans all old women.

(walking in a crowd of older folks) Oh, there goes another dusty hutch!

by Sassy Chick September 22, 2012

Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."

by ray.rubies April 24, 2020

dusty goat

Someone who sits in a house all the time peppered

Wow look at Hugh , he's such a dusty goat

by Sjayse July 22, 2017