Idris

Descendents of the Afghanistan Emporror Idris. If you show him respect you will get back but if you show him dishonor you will be killed and tortured in the worst ways. Idris’s tend to look nice but very dangerous and unpredictable. They are known to be ubnormaly strong, fast and very brave.

He is as mad and stupid as our old emporror Idris.

by The-RealUrbanDictionary October 9, 2018

idu

I don't understand

u know, idu thaat dysfunctional family

by kk October 15, 2003

IDGT

I Don't Get Tired
Its was make popular by recording artist Kevin Gates

I got two bad hoes waiting for me in my hotel IDGT I don't get tired!

by tucci32 November 2, 2014

idk and idc

i don't know and i don't care

Katie: hey what's the name of the smallest mouse in the world?

Haley: idk and idc

Katie: Well aren't you helpful.

by idkandidcwhatmynameis April 28, 2011

Idk I just work here

Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.

Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners😠"

You:"....idk I just work here😐"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???😡"

by A fellow annoying teen June 15, 2020

idd

Indeed

-They should be here by now, dont you think?

-Idd

by neimless October 12, 2003

i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005