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woke

a word hijacked by the CIA. it used to mean to be aware of the evil and lies in the world.
original meaning: yo dude you hear about the hundreds of scientists and academics that published scientific proof that WTC7 was brought down via controlled demolition? yeah? dawg!!!! YOU WOKE!!!

new meaning: the entire world is on fire and our species will be extinct within 100 years if we are not 100% renewable by 2030. but that doesn't matter. because first we must acknowledge the feelings of homosexuals. we must be woke. everyone come on. be woke. gosh. people have feelings. okay? gosh!!
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"you sound like one of those "woke" people

"yes i am"

"ur no fun"
by MISVSA May 5, 2022
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Woke

The latest Conservative buzzword for people who don't toe the Conservative line. First they called anyone who disagreed with them a communist. Then they called us socialists. Then it was virtue signalling. Then it was cancel culture. Now they've gone for 'woke'. It all means the same thing, which is "while I pretend to uphold freedom of speech I am going to apply this convenient buzz word to silence yours because it threatens my privilege".
Conservative: *Attacks a minority*
Progressive: "Stop being an arsehoke toward these people"
Conservative: "Woke bla bla bla... Something about virtue signalling and snowflake"
by Personwithaconscience January 4, 2022
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when you wake up

i dunno

people always say "stay woke" I am awake dumb bitch
by Gamer123gaming360MLGnoscope L January 19, 2022
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pro-communist, anti-capitalist yet for some reason chooses to live in a capitalist country when they could move out, finding racism in everything, exhuding acceptance and tolerance by acting extremely hostile to different opinions, the incapability of critical thought, being anti-police while calling the cops for help when theyre in an emergency, hating their country because it's not an oppressive totalitarian state
me: yo did you see me shout that old woman down the other day for holding up an anti-abortion sign?
friend: sure did! that was so woke!
by fergus555 January 19, 2022
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Sarah: OMG I'm so woke about blm and gay rights.

Jeremy(cuck): did you here Stephen isn't woke.

Sarah: Stephen I can't believe this, you're so offensive!

Stephen(alpha): Fuck off, the both of youse!
by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS September 20, 2022
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An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.
You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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