why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

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why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

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a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny

annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know

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When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends

Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend

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Can I have a why bother and an egg bagel to go?

why bother by cb May 21, 2004

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A contradiction of "why + not".

Dad: You shouldn't see that movie.
Kid: Why'nt daddy?

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A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.

Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true because—
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?

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